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by chunks
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 8:55 pm
this place needs some pictures. jared should draw comics to the lyrics of every decap stat song. and you should be able to click and listen to a song and watch the comic panels scroll in the background to the music.

yeah bloody good.
 
 
by douglas
Thursday - April 6, 2006 at 10:29 am
I second that.
 
 
 
 
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Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 5:02 pm
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by neumann
Friday - April 7, 2006 at 9:38 am
yep!
 
 
by bank 4 life
Tuesday - September 19, 2006 at 11:30 am
oh god a snake! my one future evil weakness! how do i continue to spread chaos and marmalade? i overcome my fear and gain +3 snake charm. i am undestructable!!!!! ah snake bite. shit. oh good i can’t be hurt in the past because i’m from the future. that was close. i will use my knuckles to punch everything to pulp. and in the end there was only crunchy peanut butter. go for it because i’ve been there and seen it. in the future.
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 11:17 am
holy shit i just read this for the first time since posting it and i realized i used to be the funniest person to ever exist to me.
 
 
 
 
by Satan
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I hate this gay shit
 
 
 
 
by Douglas
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:12 am
Ok, I made it look a little prettier. I haven't changed/fixed any of the functionality, but at least it now looks better.
 
 
 
 
by Tom
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:11 am
i'd cut my head off for decapitation station
 
 
by Douglas
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:13 am
Who the hell is Carlos Mencia?
 
 
by Tom
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:16 am
the mexican on comedy central, who apparently is so much funnier than everyone else when he makes jokes about stereotypes and racism. Basically, the analogy is
larry the cable guy: git r' done::carlos mencia:i'm a beaner/dur dah dur (the dur dah dur is to make fun of retards)
 
 
by neumann
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 8:00 am
yeah he sucks
 
 
by casey
Friday - April 7, 2006 at 7:59 pm
agreed
 
 
by test
Tuesday - April 11, 2006 at 5:04 pm
this is a test
 
 
by Douglas
Monday - October 23, 2006 at 12:41 pm
What happened to this kid? This was the second post of teh board and it is awesome.
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm
he cut off his head for decapitation station, like he said.
 
 
 
 
by Douglas
Tuesday - April 4, 2006 at 3:08 am
Whalla, Decapitation Station Message board. This this is crazy beta, not finished, half-busted version, but feel free to do with it as you please.

I know it's not very pretty, but that should change very soon. Hopefully I can get Doosh to make some awesome bloody zombie music art to spruce this thing up.

If you manage to break it, or cause any errors, just lemme know (leave a reply). If you have any suggestions, give me all of them.
 
 
by neumann
Tuesday - April 4, 2006 at 9:42 am
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
 
 
by neumann
Tuesday - April 4, 2006 at 2:16 pm
this is probably the best thing ever.
 
 
by douglas
Tuesday - April 4, 2006 at 3:21 pm
its pretty good.
 
 
by fatty j-buckle
Tuesday - April 4, 2006 at 3:39 pm
you need graphics, like a chainsaw, and blood drips(liek the edge of the text boxes). maybe even a cool band or show picture in the background. deffinately some cool font and maybe a selection of user icons for people to select and be like avatars for the posts.





and last but not least. . .no chainsaw toilet paper midi?
 
 
by chunks
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:07 am
 
 
by chunks
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:08 am
 
 
by Douglas
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 12:15 am
Now i've got the new style, so think of good ways to spruce this up. I was thinking, ti would be possible to have a blood drop coming down into the black boxes and behind the text... or something.
 
 
by fin fang doosh
Wednesday - April 5, 2006 at 1:06 am
yeah blood needs to be incorporated all over like if you had the edge of the box liek blood splatter and some drip down into the text, i would like that and hate you a little less possibly. . .possibly. even make each text box wrapped in the blood splat so they form together in a chain and end up looking like a splatter hmmmmmmmm

and somewhere there needs to be images
 
 
by bank 4 life
Tuesday - September 19, 2006 at 10:25 am
i have traveled back in time to warn you that a future eviler version of me will take over this message board. wait if i’m from the future i must be the evil version? hmmm. i’ll have to think about this but in the short time you have left live like it is your last day. soon i will destroy you all.
 
 
by bank 4 life
Tuesday - September 19, 2006 at 10:28 am
haha slightly less evil bank you are defeated! i found your time device and came back here to spread my chaos and ruin through all times. with your time travel mechanism i have ultimate power! prepare to meet your doom, past.
 
 
by Douglas
Monday - October 23, 2006 at 12:41 pm
And now everyone will know.
This is going to be the longest thread of them all.
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 11:12 am
wrong
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm
its not too late
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm
especially because of this new trend of time traveling to talk to future us.
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm
see its starting already
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm
.
 
 
by bank
Friday - September 30, 2016 at 2:27 pm
and it continues.
 
 
by neumann
Monday - October 3, 2016 at 11:18 am
sup
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:04 pm
this is not the new trend. the new trend is time traveling to the past. talking to future us will be far more difficult. but i will try anyway.
 
 
by douglas
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
well, we can talk to our future selves, that person just can’t talk back.
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:24 pm
if they time travel again they can
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:25 pm
yeah but my point is that we aren’t time traveling to talk to future us. unless you consider our standard forward linear movement through time to be time travel. i wasn’t working under that assumption though.

so in summary:

the new trend is traveling BACK in time to talk to past us

the old trend was traveling to the future to talk to future us


if you don’t believe me just look and see. chunky peanut butter is better.
 
 
by douglas
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:28 pm
only if you like nuts in your mouth.
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm
actually if you keep time traveling you will find a rock solid mathematical proof i did that proves chunky is the one true peanut butter.
 
 
by chunks
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:38 pm
i count traveling back in time as a form of time travel

and chunky peanut butter is better.
 
 
by bank
Saturday - November 3, 2007 at 2:42 pm
who doesn’t count it?
 
 
by by yup yup
Tuesday - May 1, 2012 at 11:55 am
yup yup
 
 
by bank
Friday - September 30, 2016 at 2:28 pm
i’m listening.
 
 
by bank
Tuesday - May 1, 2012 at 12:15 pm
haha "Whalla".

 
 
by chunks
Wednesday - May 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm
gift that keeps on giving.
 
 
by bank
Monday - September 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm
backup in case this thing ever explodes and doug is on the other side of the planet.
 
 
by bank
Monday - September 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm
although you have to have an account and i have to add it.
 
 
by david
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm
I want to join.... reddit id: skyofoctober
 
 
by Wamptoo
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 12:10 pm
ID: Charlemagnets
 
 
by doug
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 3:05 am
How do we join a private subreddit?

But if this ever explodes, all the code is version controlled with SVN (I should switch to GIT), which is checked out on this computer and backed up on two hard drives sitting in boxes back home. I also keep a dump of the database in the source (although it’s now about 5mo old but dreamhost backs up the db nightly). I think you also have a copy of the source checked out on one of your computers.

I think/hope all this makes decapstat very difficult to ’plode out of existence.
 
 
by doug
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 3:07 am
fuck, what I really need to do is clean up the code or rewrite, move to GIT, and open-source this bitch.
 
 
by bank
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 12:49 pm
you should already be in there with "dougletts".
 
 
by bank
Tuesday - September 11, 2012 at 12:52 pm
if anyone wants to be a mod so that you can add others, just let me know.
 
 
by doug
Friday - September 30, 2016 at 6:00 pm
That is not how you spell "Voilà" you stupid piece of shit.
 
 
by neumann
Monday - October 3, 2016 at 11:18 am
*lava toss*
 
 
by bank
Monday - October 3, 2016 at 3:23 pm
*lava toss*